delicious fiberglass chocolate just like grandma used to make
HelloMyNameABorat_
Looks like a poorly executed take on Dubai chocolate.
I’d still try it though
Apostle25
Overpriced dyed white chocolate with some crap in it. People are really cashing in on Dubai chocolate variations it seems.
Nere4Hudes
It’s a stupid food for $12.99.
Mudpuppy_Moon
That’s kind of a deal cause it was 24.99 at Wally’s
astronomicalGoat
Now you too can experience what it’s like to eat chocolate that was poured over a slab of asbestos for only $12.99!
StarsEatMyCrown
ngl, I want it. But no way would I pay 12.99 for it. Maybe 3.99.
MGlassPhotography
heaviestnaturals
IIRC, angel hair is basically a western, gentrified name for dragons beard/turkish floss, which is made by looping sugar strands back and forth until you get 1000 strands. It’s a type of floss, basically.
Why it’s paired with pistachio cream I don’t know.
Either way, that texture is gonna be fucking gack.
I don’t see how they think cotton candy is gonna be an interesting texture in a chocolate bar.
StupidMario64
If it wasnt 13$, id probably try it. Would have to be less than 6$ though.
artxious
I’ve tried that brand’s dubai pistachio, and the actual chocolate tastes so cheap and low quality 💀 even I who is willing to devour cheap chocolate, but this was not it. They have a lot of that in stock in my local grocery store they have been on sale for months
fitty50two2
That does not look appetizing, looks like cat hair
denzik
Does anyone know if there is anything about this or the other Dubai style chocolates that comes close to justifying the price? Are people really just paying a stupid amount for chocolate due to some online trend?
No_Push_8249
If it doesn’t melt the second it hits your tongue I think it would be kind of nauseating. I mean I’m sure that’s the point of it, to dissolve like spun sugar, but I still can’t help picturing a mouthful of shredded cotton balls mixed with chocolate and it’s going through me a little bit, thinking about that texture
buburocks
Dubai chocolate bullshit. I hate pistachio and the texture looks terrifying
FriendshipLeft7051
Looks like fake chocolate filled with asbestos fibers.
Scarethefish
Candyceps
brandedblade
It’s apparently what the store near me replaced their Lindt Dubai Chocolate with.
Ill-Requirement-8192
I’d buy one, if for nothing other than shits and giggles.
Grinsekatzer
It’s a money printer, it works with stupidity.
Global_Sentence_4544
Asbestos my beloved ♥️
Amish_Juggalo469
Trying to make another “foreign chocolate ” go viral.
Embarrassed-Safe6184
From what I’ve heard, this captures Dubai perfectly. Gaudy, expensive, and tasteless.
rexcasei
> What is this
It’s **Ruby chocolate** filled with pistachio cream & cotton candy
blehric
A waste of money. Might as well throw $12.99 out the window on the highway.
Mulholland_art
Tbh if you are a white chocolate fan it’s alright. Tastes like the white chocolate strawberry Lindt balls with pistachio aftertaste. The fairy floss is pretty unnecessary as it made me feel like eating chocolate that fell onto nanas cat-hair infused carpet, but the taste of it didn’t detract from the experience. 7/10
Hizam5
$12.99 for Santa Claus pubes?
No_Figure_9073
Thats a scam
wookiesack22
Cotton candy is trash. Have you ever had Cotton candy made with a jolly rancher? It actually has flavor.
dr-satan85
In the uk it was £4.50 and it was exactly what you would expect, cheap chocolate with extra sugar! Not gross, by any means, but not worth the price, just very sweet, very bland chocolate.
CharonDusk
Garbage, is what it is.
I got some out of morbid curiosity (Granted, it was £4,50, which is like $6) and nearly broke a tooth on it, the stuff (I am not calling it candyfloss because it fucking wasn’t) inside had basically turned to rock because it had melted together, and even the bit I COULD eat just tasted like cheap chocolate and sugar.
At least most of the dubai chocolate stuff I’d had so far has actually been decent, if not good, but this? In the bin is where it belongs.
Call me autistic but hairy food sounds like a textual nightmare.
LaggsAreCC2
BestAcanthisitta6379
It’s spun sugar (aka cotton candy or any variety of names all over the world) with nuts covered in chocolate .
While I wouldn’t eat it (too sweet of a combo) it isn’t stupid. It’s all candy.
Well, maybe the price is stupid but conceptually, it’s fine
CarelessTelevision86
So we’re combining seasonal obsessions now? What’s next, putting a pumpkin spice drizzle on top?
AandM4ever
This probably tastes like ASS!
ActuallyAlexander
Looks like a sandwich I forgot in the back of the fridge
Quantus22
Gross
Khristafer
It’d be worth it if it weren’t factory made. Tbf, the components are complicated, but if you’re churning it out in a factory, it’s not nearly as difficult, I’m sure.
Frostsorrow
Sounds horribly sweet.
fannydogmonster
This looks highly un-appetizing
roadfood
I don’t know, and at $12.99 I will never find out.
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delicious fiberglass chocolate just like grandma used to make
Looks like a poorly executed take on Dubai chocolate.
I’d still try it though
Overpriced dyed white chocolate with some crap in it. People are really cashing in on Dubai chocolate variations it seems.
It’s a stupid food for $12.99.
That’s kind of a deal cause it was 24.99 at Wally’s
Now you too can experience what it’s like to eat chocolate that was poured over a slab of asbestos for only $12.99!
ngl, I want it. But no way would I pay 12.99 for it. Maybe 3.99.
IIRC, angel hair is basically a western, gentrified name for dragons beard/turkish floss, which is made by looping sugar strands back and forth until you get 1000 strands. It’s a type of floss, basically.
Why it’s paired with pistachio cream I don’t know.
Either way, that texture is gonna be fucking gack.
Edit: [found it on Amazon. it’s cotton candy in chocolate.](https://a.co/d/7cDASLU)
I don’t see how they think cotton candy is gonna be an interesting texture in a chocolate bar.
If it wasnt 13$, id probably try it. Would have to be less than 6$ though.
I’ve tried that brand’s dubai pistachio, and the actual chocolate tastes so cheap and low quality 💀 even I who is willing to devour cheap chocolate, but this was not it. They have a lot of that in stock in my local grocery store they have been on sale for months
That does not look appetizing, looks like cat hair
Does anyone know if there is anything about this or the other Dubai style chocolates that comes close to justifying the price? Are people really just paying a stupid amount for chocolate due to some online trend?
If it doesn’t melt the second it hits your tongue I think it would be kind of nauseating. I mean I’m sure that’s the point of it, to dissolve like spun sugar, but I still can’t help picturing a mouthful of shredded cotton balls mixed with chocolate and it’s going through me a little bit, thinking about that texture
Dubai chocolate bullshit. I hate pistachio and the texture looks terrifying
Looks like fake chocolate filled with asbestos fibers.
Candyceps
It’s apparently what the store near me replaced their Lindt Dubai Chocolate with.
I’d buy one, if for nothing other than shits and giggles.
It’s a money printer, it works with stupidity.
Asbestos my beloved ♥️
Trying to make another “foreign chocolate ” go viral.
From what I’ve heard, this captures Dubai perfectly. Gaudy, expensive, and tasteless.
> What is this
It’s **Ruby chocolate** filled with pistachio cream & cotton candy
A waste of money. Might as well throw $12.99 out the window on the highway.
Tbh if you are a white chocolate fan it’s alright. Tastes like the white chocolate strawberry Lindt balls with pistachio aftertaste. The fairy floss is pretty unnecessary as it made me feel like eating chocolate that fell onto nanas cat-hair infused carpet, but the taste of it didn’t detract from the experience.
7/10
$12.99 for Santa Claus pubes?
Thats a scam
Cotton candy is trash. Have you ever had Cotton candy made with a jolly rancher? It actually has flavor.
In the uk it was £4.50 and it was exactly what you would expect, cheap chocolate with extra sugar! Not gross, by any means, but not worth the price, just very sweet, very bland chocolate.
Garbage, is what it is.
I got some out of morbid curiosity (Granted, it was £4,50, which is like $6) and nearly broke a tooth on it, the stuff (I am not calling it candyfloss because it fucking wasn’t) inside had basically turned to rock because it had melted together, and even the bit I COULD eat just tasted like cheap chocolate and sugar.
At least most of the dubai chocolate stuff I’d had so far has actually been decent, if not good, but this? In the bin is where it belongs.
Asbestos chocolate
Back in my day, these used to be [dragon’s beard](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon%27s_beard_candy) because we were that cool and dragons weren’t extinct yet.
It’s the pistachio crème that ups the price.
Call me autistic but hairy food sounds like a textual nightmare.
It’s spun sugar (aka cotton candy or any variety of names all over the world) with nuts covered in chocolate .
While I wouldn’t eat it (too sweet of a combo) it isn’t stupid. It’s all candy.
Well, maybe the price is stupid but conceptually, it’s fine
So we’re combining seasonal obsessions now? What’s next, putting a pumpkin spice drizzle on top?
This probably tastes like ASS!
Looks like a sandwich I forgot in the back of the fridge
Gross
It’d be worth it if it weren’t factory made. Tbf, the components are complicated, but if you’re churning it out in a factory, it’s not nearly as difficult, I’m sure.
Sounds horribly sweet.
This looks highly un-appetizing
I don’t know, and at $12.99 I will never find out.
Delicious chocolate and fiberglass stuffing
Something to leave on the shelf.